I am back with another 15 pick up lines:
- Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
- The CIA wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
- I was going to tell you a joke that’ll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
- This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
- I’d marry your dog just to get in the family.
- Excuse me…. How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?
- Do you like magic? I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
- Hey baby. Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words, you better come with me.
- If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
- What do I have to do to be your booty call?
- Where’s your paper bag? [What?] Your paper bag to put over your head. [Excuse me?] It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
- So.. I heard you wanted to fight me.
- You’re so cute that puppies and baby seals send each other pictures of you
- Do you wanna lick my tongue?
- Hey baby.. you got any diseases? Want some?
Please feel free to share your pick up lines and guys let me know if you have tried any!
