We’ve come to the end of Bold, Funny, Dumb, Pick Up Lines. I hope you enjoyed reading them, laughing and wondering WTF.
Here are few more:
- I party like a rock-star, i look like a movie star, i play like an all-star i fuck like a porn-star, ride with me if you want to be with a superstar
- My lips are registered weapons.
- I have big feet.
- You’re so fine, I’d suck your daddy’s dick just to get some of where that came from.
- There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
- Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some?
Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my software into hardware.
- I’m not telling you this because I want to impress you.. but I am Batman.
- People say that masturbating will make you go blind, if that were true, not only would I be blind, but my seeing eye-dog would have vision problems.
- I may not be a weather man, but I see more than a few inches for you tonight
- I’m good at math, U+I=69
- Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yup, its firm.
- Hey, I’m writing a telephone book…. May I have your number please?
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
- You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
- I wish I was a bug, then I’d have more eyes to see you with.
- Roses are red, some trees are green, I’m hoping…you’re over 17!
- Show me your pussy and you will get some popcorn!
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- If I told you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
- Honey if your eyes sparkled any brighter the sun would be out of a job.
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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