Bold, Funny, Dumb, Pick Up Lines – Part 4

January 2, 2018

I’ve been having some fun going out, eavesdropping and documenting all these pick up lines. Here are some more:

  1. If you talk to me, I’ll f**k you.
  2. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
  3. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  4. Do you like my belt buckle? It would look better against your forehead!
  5. You are rubber, I’m glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.
  6. I’d love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  7. If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
  8. Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
  9. OH WOW! I finally get it. [What?] Love at first sight!
  10. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
  11. You are the reason men fall in love
  12. You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let’s like get into each other’s life or whatever.
  13. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  14. Is that shirt Camel Skin? ‘Cause I’m checking out your humps!
  15. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Please feel free to share pick up lines you’re heard or used! Comment Below!



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