I’ve been having some fun going out, eavesdropping and documenting all these pick up lines. Here are some more:
If you talk to me, I’ll f**k you.
- What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Do you like my belt buckle? It would look better against your forehead!
- You are rubber, I’m glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.
- I’d love to swap bodily fluids with you.
If you have oral-sex with your own clone,would that be called masturbation?
- Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
- OH WOW! I finally get it. [What?] Love at first sight!
- Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
- You are the reason men fall in love
- You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let’s like get into each other’s life or whatever.
- If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
- Is that shirt Camel Skin? ‘Cause I’m checking out your humps!
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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