Blogmas 2018 Day 13 – Christmas Jokes

I’ll share a few Christmas jokes with you I’ve come across on the internet that made me chuckle a bit.

  1. What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack.
  2. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.
  3. What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.
  4. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.
  5. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!
  6. What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backwards!
  7. What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
  8. What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner? Grave-y.
  9. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
  10. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
  11. Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it.
  12. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
  13. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
  14. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
  15. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho.

Do you have any jokes to share?

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