I’ll share a few Christmas jokes with you I’ve come across on the internet that made me chuckle a bit.
- What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack.
- What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.
- What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.
- Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!
- What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backwards!
- What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
- What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner? Grave-y.
- Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
- Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it.
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
- Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
- Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho.
Do you have any jokes to share?