Blogmas 2018 Day 14 – Christmas Jokes for Kids

Sorry for the late posts. I’ll be catching up on Monday!

Enjoy these Christmas Jokes for Kids

  1. What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to ewe!
  2. What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season’s Bleatings!
  3. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
  4. How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
  5. What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
  6. Why should Christmas dinner always be well done? So you can say “Merry Crispness”!
  7. What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
  8. Why is it so cold at Christmas Because it’s in Decembrrrr!
  9. What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? “O Tanning Palms”
  10. What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
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