Oh yeah! I’m here with a part three!
Bold, Funny, Dumb, Pick Up Lines
Let’s get the ball rolling.
- I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
- If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?
- If you need a love doctor, I have a medicated degree..
- “This may seem forward, but do you like the 68 position?” “68?” “It’s where you blow me, and I owe you one.”
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
- Are you a drum? [No] Oh, cause I totally wanna bang you.
- My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
- I dropped a penis in my underwear, you wanna give me a hand?
- Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.
- I’ve just moved you to the top of my to do list.
- Whoa! Did you come with those boobs?
- I’d buy my way into your heart if I thought it had a price.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- Want to see my stamp collection?
If you try any of these pick up lines do it at your own risk. Also feel free to share your crazy pick up line and stories in the comments section. And have you tried any pick up lines from the last two posts? Be sure to comment and let me know if you did and how it went. I would love to know.
To be continued
