Bold, Funny, Dumb, Pick Up Lines – Part 2

November 16, 2017

I hope you’ve read the first part. If you haven’t be sure to Check out Part 1

I hope you enjoy this continuation; here’s fifteen more pick up lines:

  1. Let’s get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it’s up to you.
  2. There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself..
  3. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  4. Are you a general? Cuz my private’s standing at attention.
  5. Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
  6. Do you speak English? Would you help me practice mine by talking with me?
  7. I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?
  8. What’s wrong with the chics in here? They just don’t like gorgeous guys anymore..
  9. I’m bigger and better than the Titanic.. only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
  10. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  11. If you were a laser gun, you’d be set on stunning.
  12. Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
  13. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  14. Baby, you owe me a dictionary, because since I saw you I am out of words
  15. Hey my name is Chris, but you can call me Anytime.

Please feel free to share any pick up lines in the comments section below! Also if  you tried any from the previous post? (Hopefully a good and respectful one) How did it go?


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