We’ve all heard some really interesting pick up lines some are crazy, funny, dumb, bold, desperate, pathetic and plain disrespectful.
Caribbean one’s included. Here’s a few I have personally heard, my friends have heard or over heard.
- Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- Hey Gyal. You pregnant? [No] Good cause a me fi live inna yuh belly for nine months straight. (Translation: Hey Girl. Are you Pregnant? [No] Good. I’m supposed to live inside you for 9 months)
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
- Fancy a f**k?
- roses are red, my bedroom is white, follow me home, I hope you’re tight
- Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said “Hi.”
- You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can’t stop ya.
- (Asked for the time) 7:05? So today is April 14, 2013, at 7:05 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
- I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now.
- If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
- If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
- I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
- Yuh like grape? [huh?] Cause a you have up the good wine! (Translation: Do you like grapes? [huh?] You have the good wine {wine meaning dancing abilities})
Please feel free to share pick up lines you’ve heard, heard or even used. And also fee free to share your reaction.
Stay Tuned for Part Two