Bold, Funny, Dumb, Pick Up Lines – Part 5

I am back with another 15 pick up lines:

  1. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
  2. The CIA wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
  3. I was going to tell you a joke that’ll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
  4. This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
  5. I’d marry your dog just to get in the family.
  6. Excuse me…. How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?
  7. Do you like magic? I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
  8. Hey baby. Drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words, you better come with me.
  9. If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
  10. What do I have to do to be your booty call?
  11. Where’s your paper bag? [What?] Your paper bag to put over your head. [Excuse me?] It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
  12. So.. I heard you wanted to fight me.
  13. You’re so cute that puppies and baby seals send each other pictures of you
  14. Do you wanna lick my tongue?
  15. Hey baby.. you got any diseases? Want some?

 Please feel free to share your pick up lines and guys let me know if you have tried any! 

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