How to Get a Guy’s Attention

Getting a guys attention is all there is to life. If you’re not constantly getting attention from guys, well exactly what are you doing with your life? Does your life even have meaning? So this is how to get attention from either guys in general, or a specific guy.

    1. Quit loving yourself and be insecure. If you’re insecure you will crave this attention as you need oxygen. You’ll be willing to do anything for it. This is a necessary step. 
    2. Don’t be satisfied with how you look. Be sure to change your wardrobe, and buy uncomfortable clothing you think are sexy. Don’t be content with wearing little to no make up. Make sure it’s cakey, looks like paint and just don’t look like yourself. Also make sure you mask all your unique features. When you go out constantly look in the mirror. Try this  NYC subway make up look:
       
    3. Whenever you go out strive for that damsel in distress and I need attention attitude. Don’t go out with your friends and try to have actual fun. Actually go out alone, or with friends who need attention too. (Keep in mind you have to out do your friends, be extra! Extra loud, don’t ever dress for the occasion, night at the club? Dress like you’re going to the ball, brunch? dress for a club night, wear a Halloween costume, just make sure if there is attention being paid and its for you!

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    4. Make sure you seem desperate for attention always. Stare that guy down, touch yourself in sexually suggestive way, slap your own ass, grab your boobs or play in your hair. Be sure to be creative. Walk past him several times, be clumsy on purpose, drop a few things, probably spill a few drinks on him or put yourself in immediate danger; stand in traffic if you need too.  Do what ever it takes to draw attention to yourself except walking up to him. That means that you failed. 

 

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